Finally! I’ve been waiting for this feature to come back since they switched to the new version of Twitter.
Elisa: Serves me right. Next time, my lube of choice will be Purell.
Me: Might wanna find yourself a 30-second man, seeing as Purell dries so fast ;)
Elisa: Damn, then I have to give up on this minute man?
Me: Sorry, a minute man lasts too long…
Elisa: Can I trade the seconds in return for inches? I like to negotiate.
Me: We’re all out of inches. Can I interest you in girth instead?
Elisa: LOL depends what the multiplier is for pi.
Me: We’re prepared to offer you up to 3 units to multiply. I insist you do the math before applying said changes.
Elisa: Holy Mother Mary Jesus, I don’t need to give BIRTH to something.
Me: We’re not here to judge…
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Even my jokes have become sad.
My first time on the homepage of Favstar.fm! I’m right under the always witty, always sexy @Shiraselko.
NOTE: My fame was short-lived and the tweet was off the page before I finished this post.
I like to joke about Asians on Twitter cause really we have the funniest stereotype. Small penises? No contest!
Unlike other professional sports organizations that have cautioned, not to mention fined, its players for using Twitter, the Ultimate Fighting Championship is encouraging its fighters to tweet as much as possible.
According to a UFC official, UFC president Dana White announced at the UFC Fighter Summit, held this week in Las Vegas, that fighters will receive bonuses for adding Twitter followers and writing creative tweets.
Here’s how the new Twitter bonus initiative will work:
Starting June 1, UFC and Strikeforce fighters will be divided into four categories, based on how many Twitter followers they currently have. At the end of each quarter, three fighters from each category will be awarded a $5,000 bonus. The three winners will be based on who has gained the most followers since the start of the quarter, who gained the highest percentage of new followers and who wrote the most creative tweets. White will be the judge of the last category.
At the conclusion of a full calendar year, the UFC will end up paying $240,000 a year to its fighters for their Twitter usage.
So while NFL and NBA players have been fined for tweeting during team functions, the UFC is doing the exact opposite, which is no surprise considering how active White is on Twitter and how he has long been in favor of embracing social media.
The majority of the 350 fighters contracted to UFC and Strikeforce were present at the UFC Fighter Summit. Seminars on Zuffa’s new insurance coverage, taxes, gambling and, of course, social media were held. For more information on the summit, click here.
(article written by Ariel Helwani of MMAFighting.com)
When keepin’ it silent goes wrong.
My favorite tweets on new country, Sudan.
Follow them here: CJ Werleman or Alec Sulkin.
and got caught in the act by coworker. There’s no explaining my way out of this one.
…I just did it. It was interesting.
I just did and lots of girls, MMA, me, and you guys came up. Interesting..
