May 2012
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May 31st
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Top 9 Things About Working From Home
9.  No coworkers 8.  Huge breakroom 7.  No bosses 6.  Loud music 5.  Gourmet coffee 4.  Tumbling without Safe Dash 3.  Diablo III 2.  Cabernet Sauvignon  1.  Strict Underwear Dress Code
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 29th
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May 27th
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D.O.A.
Our lease ends at the beginning of June and the two couples (Roomies A & B and us) have expressed interest in separating from the other.  All of us get along but it’s something we’d like to try out—the girls more than the guys from what I can tell.  All four of us agreed that if either couple cannot find an apartment in the next four weeks, then we will remain together, a...
May 27th
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pthreee replied to your photo Great timing on my part :)
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“All good books are alike in that they are truer than if they had really happened...”
– Ernest Hemingway 
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apieceofmine replied to your post: Find Out Who Unfollowed You On Tumblr I’d never un-carpe myself from you :’)
May 24th
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Find Out Who Unfollowed You On Tumblr
There’s no argument that Jeremy’s Tumblr extension, Missing e, is essential to even the most novice of Tumblr users.  If you’ve been a fan of Missing e as long as I have, you’ll know there used to be a feature that checks for people who aren’t following you—Tumblr’s intimidation with Jeremy’s innovation has led to multiple petty actions, one of which...
May 24th
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Intake The Despair
I got a cold air intake for my S2k dirt cheap on Craigslist the other day and set out to install it on Sunday.  What should’ve taken an hour tops took 4 hours because my dumb ass forgot man invented tongue-and-groove pliers.  Funny thing is I remember removing and installing intakes before, yet my brain thought it’d be cute to omit the one tool used to properly and easily removing...
May 22nd
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Two Dollar Whore
Last night, mosquitoes had their way with me like a two-dollar whore.  The first guy probably had a taste of my supplement-infused blood and thought, “Holy shit, this asshole’s blood tastes so damn RICH!” and invited his buddies over for a drink-a-thon.  This is what I get for supplementing my diet with BCAAs, L-carnitine, Zeal Wellness, several types of premium protein blends,...
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 19th
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-_-
My girlfriend Jenny thought it’d be cute to ask me to make ramen while I’m in the middle of a thrilling game of Diablo III.  Sometimes it’s tough to be a black belt ramen cooker.
May 19th
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May 19th
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Blizzard Porn
I and Jenny started playing Diablo III together the day it was released—she LOVES it.  Two days later our apartment was broken into and her laptop was stolen.  As a tech junkie, I feel for her… it was only in her possession for four weeks before it was gone.  To make things worse, she can’t play Diablo.  I held off from playing at first, but yesterday I cracked. Sometimes I...
May 18th
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May 18th
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