1. Brb my coitus deterrent is calling me.

    Brb my coitus deterrent is calling me.

  2. Apparently my gel didn’t hold and a lock of my hair fell down in a Clark Kent-ish fashion. I imagine only douche b’s would purposely style their hair this way. Does it look douchey, cause it feels douchey…

    Apparently my gel didn’t hold and a lock of my hair fell down in a Clark Kent-ish fashion. I imagine only douche b’s would purposely style their hair this way. Does it look douchey, cause it feels douchey…

  3. Being an X-man means a lot to me…but it doesn’t always agree with me

    (Source: blastortoise)

  4. About to read the documentary of our good friend Logan. Looks like I’m gonna be super productive today.

    About to read the documentary of our good friend Logan. Looks like I’m gonna be super productive today.

  5. About to read about our good friend Wolvie. Looks like I’m gonna be super productive at work today.

    About to read about our good friend Wolvie. Looks like I’m gonna be super productive at work today.

  6. Already on my second series on my second day of my $0.99 Marvel membership.

    Already on my second series on my second day of my $0.99 Marvel membership.

  7. There is so much dirt on my windshield that if you look, very closely, you can see TMZ following it.

    There is so much dirt on my windshield that if you look, very closely, you can see TMZ following it.

  8. tastefullyoffensive:

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    tastefullyoffensive:

    [extrafabulouscomics]

  9. textsfromsuperheroes:

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  10. If you don’t think this is hilarious then we can never share a pizza.

    If you don’t think this is hilarious then we can never share a pizza.